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It’s the spring real estate blooper market

It’s the spring real estate blooper market

Well, colleagues, we’re in the busy spring season, which means we’re all rushing around like crazy. The upside of busy-time, of course, is more bloopers for me. I laughed when I saw this new listing that features “bathroom efficient toilets”. Better that they be...
“Threw out the unit” and other real estate bloopers

“Threw out the unit” and other real estate bloopers

Sometimes the typos in a sales rep’s listing read like they’re written in dialect. For example, in my last novel, Umbrella Man, one of my main characters is a charming, flirtatious Russian intelligence officer named Slava, who speaks English well but with a heavy...
Another round of real estate bloopers

Another round of real estate bloopers

Ah, fellow Realtors: You’ve been getting better at catching those typos and errors, so it’s taken me a while to gather enough for another column. But here we go! I love listings that have a Shakespearean quality to them, like this one I ran into this week: “This home...
Even more listing bloopers

Even more listing bloopers

Spring has sprung and some real estate salespeople seem to have love on the brain when it comes to their listings – and the resulting listing bloopers. I keep running across properties with “hug decks.” (Forget hot tubs; I’d pay extra for that feature.) Ingrid...