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More funny open house and showing stories

More funny open house and showing stories

In response to the Hilarious open house fails story, REM recently heard more open house and showings tales. Here are some of them. Richard Haysom, an associate with The Real Estate Company in Calgary, writes: “I was holding an open house on my own home in Calgary...
Listing bloopers: “No rare neighbours”

Listing bloopers: “No rare neighbours”

Ah, the summer market is on us, and while for many Canadians that means weekends at the cottage, for Realtors, it often means open houses. As I get busier, I often get a little tired, so I chuckled at this new listing, which I’m sure would appeal to others who work...
Real estate listing bloopers: Wood beans, sweat homes

Real estate listing bloopers: Wood beans, sweat homes

I’m at that age now where I’m conscious of every lost moment, so I really felt for the agent who wrote in this listing: “24 hr irrecoverable on all offers.” Sigh. I loved this new listing: “The view is speechless!” I’ve certainly seen views that took my breath away,...
Here are your year-end listing bloopers

Here are your year-end listing bloopers

We’ve had a great couple of months on the blooper front, fellow Realtors! I’m glad you are still providing me with lots of giggles. Here’s one I loved in the category of “I don’t think it’s a good idea to co-own property with non-animate objects”: “The listing Agent...
Real estate bloopers: Lost lofts and idle offices

Real estate bloopers: Lost lofts and idle offices

Hello Realtors! You kept me busy with bloopers all summer. Lofts have been getting a lot of your attention these days as selling features, and these listings cracked me up. “Enjoy breathtaking sunsets from this custom 2,700 sq. ft. bungalow with bonus 1,200 sq. ft....